Saturday, November 3, 2012

My last meal. #NaBloPoMo

I'm not one of those people that needs to wait for a Monday, or the 1st of the month to start a diet. I can start a diet at anytime, but I DO need to hate myself a little bit. And if you know what that means, then you totally get me. I need to excessively stuff myself with every possible thing I can get my hands on and just feel absolutely repulsed with everything that is in ME to start a diet. I find that this is a crucial part of the process.

Last night I had my last dinner (for awhile) at Olive Garden. And I ate. A lot. 

I'm hating myself right now. I have my jeans unbuttoned, I'm just letting it all hang out and I'm suffering. I hope that I remember this moment when I'm wanting to completely fall apart and eat an entire pizza. 

I was thinking about "last meals" and how funny it is that most people feel like they need a LAST MEAL before they start a diet. I started researching a little bit ('cause that's what I do) about famous last meals of those on death row (because come on, it's sorta the same thing). Here are my favorites-

-A lobster tail, french fries, coleslaw, banana pudding, and milk.
-Dozen deep fried shrimp, KFC chicken, french fries, and a pound of strawberries.
-2 pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
-1 can of coca cola and a bag of cheese doodles.
-A bottle of caramel and a bottle of red wine.
-12 candy bars and some ice cream.
-A bag of jelly beans, a six pack of pepsi, and a pack of camel lites.
-A single olive with the pint still in it.
-A meat lover's pizza, a slab of peanut butter fudge, and three root beers.

What would your last meal be? Or, before starting a diet, what do you usually stuff your face with?

NaBloPoMo November 2012

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