I was just lucky, I guess.
I don't know why you're yawning, I'm pretty sure I only had 2 hours of sleep.
This was when he decided that he needed to be facing outwards from now on.
Daddy needs a nap.
I swear we love you.
Family bathroom hangs.
Don't be mad. You'll understand why I stuck you in frigid snow when you get a bear suit for your son.
Oh, that doesn't go there?
This was your Elton John phase that I forced you into.
I try and support your hobbies.
Your uncle liked to expose you to stuff that we won't talk about now.
I'm hungry for eyeball.
You made us call you Tina all day, I don't know why?
I should remember this technique for timeouts.
I'm really not that funny. You have an awful sense of humor.
Honest to God, that rubber ball thing used to scare the shit out of you.
Not the baby! Just the diaper!