Sunday, November 10, 2013

Awful Gifts of 2013

Here's your crappy gift guide of 2013. I'm sure you'll be seeing prettier gift guides, but I can't help but post these epically terrible gifts... or awesome. You decide.

1. Brain candle. Unscented thank GOD. What would a brain smell like anyway? I don't even want to know.
2. Sushi cologne. Does someone smell like sushi?
3. Nose Pencil Sharpener. Teaches kids great habits.
4. Denim Sandal Boots. These are actually in my size. Do you know how hard it is to find cute shoes in a size 10?!
5.  Dog Toilet bowl. So classy. 
6. Iraqi Dinar. Because monopoly money.
9. 5lb bag of shredded U.S. currency. Equals 10k in cash. 
10. Hamdogger. Because hotdog shaped hamburger. 
11. Liquid ass. It is a thing. 
12. Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set. It's beginning to look a lot like Kitsch-mas.

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